Monday, August 28, 2006

Barnacle

Another reason to have a sharpened chainsaw was because I've seen too many things inside of a tree trunk that could make them go duller then a small town on a Tuesday night.Ice,nails,fence wire,golf balls,an old pirate ship,complete with a barnacle or two.Hell,'my own' chain had even caught squirrel tails,bird feathers and a colony of ants soo thick that it looked like water pouring out from the stump.

3 comments:

Osquer said...

I like "duller than a small town on Tuesday." Good line!

Sam Spade said...

It was originally,"Duller the Rootstown on a Tuesday night,"but I don't think too many people know about Rootstown.

Osquer said...

I remember in "Love at First Bite," it was duller than Bucharest on a Monday night.