Thursday, May 31, 2007

Wrap/Disappointed/Going

Timber knows that no one is going to be disappointed with this delicious finger food dish.It is similar to Vienna sausage except for the fact that each sausage having a tissue thin outer-skin wrap.The meat is extremely sweet and melts in her mouth.And a sip of the blood wine seems to compliment it's taste even further.

Tuesday, May 29, 2007

Nation/Broke/Memorial

There seemed nothing memorial about the lapsed off head.The performers never even broke their stride.The servers took away the first dish and replaced it with a second-a little something called 'Hell Nation Finger Food'-as though nothing unusual had even happened.

Wednesday, May 23, 2007

Generate/Envy/Venus

The twirling blades can generate envy from any world's best swordsmen,be it Venus,Mars,Heaven or Earth.These soldiers are definitely VI*.Suddenly,in their harrowing dance,a man is left alone[sort of like in musical chairs].Without knowing by whom,his severed head falls just before his body.The diners cheer.










*VI pronounced VEE EYE

Saturday, May 19, 2007

Thirteen/Miss/Window

Through the picture window Timber sees thirteen soldiers march from the disabled ship to the small stage in front of where the party has been dining.They all draw out their swords ,twirling them close to each other's heads.The swords do not miss their mark by much.

Wednesday, May 16, 2007

Gorgeous/Carbohydrates/Nibble

A gorgeous plate of greens with a flaky tender looking meat wrapped in a flat unleavened bread and covered with a thick yellow creamy sauce is set in front of her.Timber thinks that there are probably enough carbohydrates in this appetizer to choke a cow...even if she only takes a nibble or two.

Sunday, May 13, 2007

Anniversary/Is/Doctor

"Finally,"finished Simon 9 raising his glass of blood-red wine,"This is history in the making.As we sit down to a dinner of Hell's finest dishes,and as we are entertained by Doctor Crobe's 'Blackwater Army',I offer a toast:'Let the memories of this historic occurrence always be celebrated on the yearly anniversary date of this momentous occasion on both Heaven and Hell."

"Here!Here!"went the crowd.

Wednesday, May 09, 2007

Boogie/Chase/Exit

Simon 9 continues his speech,"The people of Heaven have long though of us as the 'Boogie men' hiding beneath their bed's,and we have thought of them as the 'Square Self-Righteous Asses' trying to hold us down.The truth is...is that we must chase these self fulfilling images out the exit door.With Archangel Timber Lionise as the new ambassador to Hell,we will soon gain acceptance of each other's cultures .And that will lead to a better understanding of both cultures and ,then,hopefully to a lasting peace."

Sunday, May 06, 2007

Captain/Delicate/Again

"Never again will our relationship be so delicate that we will not be able to captain our ship of friendship together,to fight for the common causes of justice,peace and prosperity."

Thursday, May 03, 2007

Hate/Partnership/Seduce

Timber is taken to the formal dinning hall of Hell Capitol.Amongst the lavishly dressed upper crust guests stands the famous moving statue,'Entwined'.A devil and an angel perpetually wrestling.

Simon 9 goes to the podium to speak."There can be no better place for these new beginnings between Heaven and Hell,then right here,"He begins,speaking directly to Timber(and therefore everyone else)."For the first time we are trying not to hate;we are trying not to seduce;we are trying to work together.This will be a new 'partnership'.The dawn of a new day of understanding."

Wednesday, May 02, 2007

Sweat/Grace/Late

"We are running late,"Simon 9 says to Timber in whispered tones,"But if you could grace us with your presence for just one more formality..."

"No sweat,"intones Timber back to him.